Van's Madness

A place where I say things and post stuff

“I love this moment, this time when I am not asleep but not really conscious anymore, when I am waiting for you to come home, when it is much later than you know it ought to be.
I love the way you put your friends ahead of yourself, put them ahead of me, put them ahead of the future. I love the way we don’t have a future and the way all we’ve got is what’s to come, the way you’ll have to leave me to succeed and the way I don’t know if I’ll be able to succeed without you.
I love this moment, when its not tomorrow, but no longer today, when I know I must sleep but can’t bring my head to the pillow, when my hands feel like hammers and my eyes are cloudier than this dirty city sky.”

necturna:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

do not be fooled. possums can and will bathe in your blood if you look them in the eyes

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ultrasaur:

Made a cute as fuck hair bow from my PAX lanyards, so here you go in case you guys also have no clue what to do with all of yours :)

it really is cute as fuck though ive seen it (◕‿◕✿)

ultrasaur:

Made a cute as fuck hair bow from my PAX lanyards, so here you go in case you guys also have no clue what to do with all of yours :)

it really is cute as fuck though ive seen it (◕‿◕✿)

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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rawrimamidget:

yep.

rawrimamidget:

yep.

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nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

i have literally never been more excited about steam in my life

nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

i have literally never been more excited about steam in my life

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lomerz:

kellyheung:

Green Apple Cheesecake, Fine Foods, Hong Kong
The green exterior is a layer of buttery white chocolate which, as you can see, is made like an apple. The sweetness of white chocolate is accomplished with its delicate stem that tastes like 70% dark chocolate. A more exciting discovery is about the interior: bites of apple is set as the base, on top is the cream cheese. The texture of the cheese is exactly what I wanted it to be - thick and creamy. Credit to the crumbs on top! Which makes this little lovely cake complete (coz I always like crunchy stuff.)

Wasn’t sure about god before but now it’s all so clear 2 me

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Tragedies and stuff like that happen. It doesn’t invade every single part of your life, and those kind of reactions of like “We can’t talk about this or we can’t talk about something that could be related to something that someone could infer from that that they could then apply to a different part of their life and therefore be insulted by it so we shouldn’t be allowed to talk about”

Listen, people do these kinds of things. They put bombs in crowds because they can’t affect people on a massive scale. A massive bomb going off in a densely crowded, packed area of people. It killed two people and it hurt 111 people. Those are big numbers, but a lot more people than that die all time.

What the real weapon is, is fear and terror. And it’s people like you, saying things like that, that feed into it. You’re the one with the problem, not us. These people are monsters, anyone who’s gonna take a bomb and put it in a crowd of people, they are a monster. We are not the monsters. The rest of us, you included; you are not the monster okay?

And just like these make believe monsters that people get scared of, they feed off of fear as well, and so what we can’t do is we cannot play into that, we cannot let them feed off of our fear. We can’t give them the pleasure of watching us like little children jump from the carpet to the bed. We can’t let them witness us running up the basement steps after we flick off the light ‘cause we’re afraid.

The point I’m making here is that you cannot give into it, you cannot play into that fear. We are not the monsters, the rest of us aren’t, these people are the monsters okay?

We do not have to be afraid of the dark that they live in. That is the point. Don’t fall into it. This is what happens every time. People get up in arms about things and they get emotional and they make emotional decisions that affect the rest of our lives.

Best thing that you can do is help people who are hurt and get them back on their feet in a real, effective manner, and then figure out how to go forward from there. And don’t celebrate these people by being afraid of them.

—   Burnie Burns, Roosterteeth Podcast #214, after being criticised by a twitter user for speaking about death on the podcast after the Boston Marathon Bombings. (via shefellinto-w-o-n-d-e-r-l-a-n-d)

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awwww-cute:

A cute puppy in the snow

awwww-cute:

A cute puppy in the snow

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